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Friday, February 20, 2009

My life sucks but I don't give a fuck.

entry #89648 reads:
Today, I introduced myself to the Pakistani group I joined at my school by saying my name was Jahan. They all laughed. Apparently my name is slang for FATASS. Thanks Mom. FML

I agree, your life is f***ed (21014) - you deserved that one (1039)

A good composer does not imitate; he steals. -Igor Stravinsky Via:Audiophil85Last.fm

Statement of Audience

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I realize that nothing I say matters to anyone else on the entire planet.
My opinions are useless and unfocused. I am an expert in nothing. I know
nothing. I am confused about almost everything. I cannot, as an
individual, ever possibly know everything, or even enough to make editorial
commentary on the vast vast majority of things that exist in my world. This
is a stupid document; it is meaningless drivel that I do not expect any of the several billion people on my planet to actually read. People who
do read my rambling, incoherent dumbfuckery are probably just as confused as
I am, if not moreso, as they are looking to my sorry ass for an opinion when
they should be outside playing Frisbee with their dog or screwing their life
partner or getting a dog or getting a life partner. Anyone who actually
takes the time to read my bullshit probably deserves to ingest my fucked up
and obviously mistaken opinions on whatever it is that I have written about. Signed: Moi même.
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/gracias a Donald Brook: Why I hate Weblogs/

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Friday, February 20, 2009

My life sucks but I don't give a fuck.

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